The Dictator Princess’s Birthday!


Yes, ladies and gentlemen, today is Kate’s Birthday! Unfortunately for the many people of the world, the birthday girl is not feeling well today. There should be a protest against the dastardly germs that have the gall to interrupt the most fabulous person in the world’s birthday. If you have yet to buy Kate diamonds for this momentous day, I urge you to do so as soon as possible. She deserves no less. Cheesecake factory here we come!


One Response to “The Dictator Princess’s Birthday!”

  1. J-Cuffs Says:

    Ummm where are the diamonds you bought her?

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